[LONG] I'm back from Vegas... and alive... sort off.

[Ig0r]

I'm bad at making short stories because I dont like leaving the details out... so if you could care less about Vegas, don't even bother reading this.

So 3 of my friends and I literally planned this trip 2 weeks before it happened, booked the flight and the hotel about a week prior to leaving. My friend was comped for a 5 day stay at a suite in Plazzo, so we took advantage of it and booked it for the 4th of July weekend. We were originally going to rent an M6 vert and a Escalade ESV for a sick price of $1400 for 4 days, but decided against it since we realized we'll be drunk 90% of the time.

Saturday
Anyway.. our flight was at 7:20AM on July 4th, we got to Vegas by 10AM and were in our suite by 12PM. We quickly changed into our bathing suits and went down to the TAO Beach Club hosted by the Venetian. We wanted to purchase a cabana, but they were sold out, so then we offered to buy a table, but that was sold out too...they let us cut the line and took us right in. Within the first 30min, we probably dropped $700 in drinks at the bar for us, and 5 girls that we knew from Brooklyn. One of the girls ran into a friend she knew from Staten Island, who was there with his whole crew of like 15 people, they had a cabana so they invited us to join. For the next 4 hours of the day there... I dont remember what happened, but I do remember ordering a $85 Hookah that sucked dick. lol

Came back to the room around 7, passed out for a hr or 2 and then had dinner after at one of the Italian joints at the Venetian, dont remember the name.... I was still drunk. After dinner we to XS at the Encore/Wynn... place was poppin, we paid an extra $40/person to cut the line and get right into the club. Sick music, sick girls, sick environment. Got more crunk there, then I got lured away to the BlackJack tables sitting directly in the middle of the club, surrounded by water and HOTTT dealers. Minimum bets were $100, I waited for a spot to open up, this guy caked about $3000 and left... I took his spot, and within 1hr of playing on 2 hands betting anywhere from 100-300, I banked $2100 and walked away. Went back to the hotel and crashedd.

Sunday
Woke up at 12PM and went directly Rehab, at the Hard Rock. Lines were HUGEEEE, I'm talking about over 1,000 people waiting to get into a place that's already packed out with 3,000 people. They weren't letting anyone in... Some were paying $300 to get in, when admission was $100. Thankfully the girls we met stayed at the HardRock and didn't have to wait in line, so we went with them through a seperate entrance and I paid $100 to get in. On top of that... one of our friends woke up early to try to get a cabana or a bed at Rehab, but the time he got there... everything was sold out, he ended up meeting 3 black dudes that played for the JETS that had a bed right by the pool and only several feet away from the DJ, he threw them $1K and they welcomed us to their bed. Ironically the Staten Island kids we met the day before got a bed right next to us, so we had a huuuge area for ourselves. This place was wild, girls walking around half naked, bunch of funny ass juiceheads with chicken legs, and tons of celebrities. Jamie Foxx was also in the house with a cabana, and then made an appearance at the DJ booth, sang a few MJ songs, and a few of his own, then hosted the party for the next 2 hours, I probably heard "Jamie Motherfucking Foxx" about 1000 times. lol. Floyd Mayweather was also there, pulled up in his RR Coupe on some dope 24s. Our bed alone went through probably 10 bottles of Patrone, I probably drank one just by myself.. and about 10 bottles of Goose. We ended up leaving about 2-3 hours before the party was over, the SI kids told us that the tab for our bed came out to about $12,000. All we eneded up spending was the $1000, plus $100/person to get in.... score. My boy ended up staying up all night playing BJ downstairs at the Plazzo, as I was sleeping, he caked $14K, and met the head casino host, who was from Brooklyn, they became mad chill and he told him that he'll comp us for w/e we want. My boy ended up waking me up by slapping me on the forehead with a $10K and $5K stack lol.

Monday
Wet Republic at the MGM. This place looked super pimp, and during the weekends, it's crazier than Rehab or any other place in Vegas... only if we knew. Our waitress (who was the hottest waitress I've seen till the next day) told us that Mondays are usually the slowest of all days... shit, so w/e we tried to make the best of it. We had a cabana with us, and the 5 girls we knew... the DJ spun some mild hip-hip/r&b, and we went through about 4 bottles of goose, and 1 bottle of sky (yuckk), had some sick Kobe beef burgers, banging chicken strips, and amazing fruit salads. Our first bill came out to about $1900, and the 2nd bill which we bought another bottle of goose under and all the food we had... was only $190 ! we got hooked up so lovely, making friends with the waitress is the best thing you can do for yourself ! After Wet Republic, we went back to our rooms, changed and met at the Delmonico Steakhouse.. amazing steak, I had a Filet Mignon, but my appetite was lacking, so I hardly finished it.. eventho it was delicious. Our bill came out to $800 for 8 people... COMPED thanks to our casino host He also comped us on about $600 worth of crap that we took out of our mini-bar.

After dinner the girls went back to their hotels to change, and we went back to the tables to lose some money... I ended up loosing $600 and called it quits. That night we ended up going to the Caesars to see what was popping, unfortunately everything was closed... so we got a tip that the club JET was popping off at the Mirage, so off to Jet we went. Walked passed the HUUGE lines and got right in into VIP where my boy John who caked big time the night before popped 2 bottles of Crystal, a the biggest bottle of Dom Perignon, me and my boy split a bottle of Goose and the tip towards our waitress which looked like a 20yr old version of Jeniffer Garner with huge tits and sick ass !

Here comes the funny/awesome part.

These 2 arab kids come in, in their early 20's... with 6 armed body guards and like 10 bitches. They get a table across from ours and buy the same bottles (except their Dom Perignon was 1/2 the size of ours). These guys get on the table... make the DJ play "Make It Rain by Weezy" and start raining on the hoes with $100 worth of dollar bills. lol... My boy John, the big mouth that he is starts talking to them... they get cool and we join parties. After the VIP section died out, they moved all our bottles and bitches to the center of the club where they had tables reserved for us. They locked off a section for us with 3 tables, and each table had all the alcahol you can ask for... a few hours in, these kids take out another 4 stacks of 100's and made it rain on the hoes again ! While we were standing on this stage thing on top of all the people, they were bugging out, jumping all over the dance floor scaveging for the singles... it was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen... I just wanted to piss on all of them. lol

All the bouncers in the club were black, and we became madd chill with them, they had our back to the fullest, guys that tried to dance with our girls got knocked out and kicked out of the club, niggas that tried to get into our section got drop kicked and kicked out... it's amazing what a few grams of bud can do for you with the bouncers

We brought an ounce of sours with us, ended up only smoking 6 blunts between 4 potheads throughout the whole vacay... the rest was used to tip the bouncers and waiters that took real good care of us.

Tuesday
We went back to the Hardrock so say bye to the girls that we were hanging out with, and ended up playing some more BJ there... at first we caked, but as soon as the dealer changed, our luck turned and I lost $900 and my boy John lost $1300, without leaving the table we told them to have a limo ready for us outside... they said no problem, we came out, they picked us up in a brand new Escalade, and took us back to our hotel at no charge. Had some banging burgers at Johnny Rockets. I went and bought a bunch of suveniers for the fam, and went to the Encore/Wynn where I intiailly won $2100 to try and win some more... I literally had about 30min before I had to go back to my room because we had a limo waiting to take us to the air port. In that 30min I doubled up my $500 and came back with $500 more in my pocket. Hopped in the limo and off to the air port we went.

Overall Summary...

I brought my DSLR, HD Cam, and 2 point and shoots... did I bring them to any of the parties I went? No... because if I did, I would have never came back with them... literally, so I hardly have any pictures of the entire vacation because we were fucked up 80% of the time.

Ironically.. when we had the 2 beds at Rehab, this ugly asian bitch that was there for her bridal party was causig a rukus in between the 2 beds as she danced on the rocks and spilled drinks all over us... so we got her kicked out, and she left her camera on one of the beds.. that had pictures from the whole event, which we were in as well ! So I did get pics from Rehab, along with a nice Canon Digital Camera

I run on music, depending on the music thats playing is the mood I'm going to be in... most of the time, music was mellow, so was I, untill the last night at Jet, where they played MY music, everything that I ever listen to... I bugged out and I felt like I owned the place, must have danced with about 15 girls that night alone.

If you ever go to Vegas... make sure you tip everyone for everything they do for you, because I promise, it'll make your stay that more enjoyable, they remember everyone that tips them. Everytime I bought a bottle of Fiji water (I probably drank about 60 of those throughout the whole vacay), I paid $10 for it while it cost $6, everytime I'd come back, I wouldn't wait in line for the register or either get it for free. You tip the waitress at the table, and you'll be sure to see her more than a few times every 1/2hr. These people work mostly on tips... and one of the drivers told us that the tables at Encore/Wynn were making people win all weekend long because their pay was cut down like crazy and they were relying stickly on tips... so if you tipped good, they'll make you do the right moves and make you win.... I'm not surprised because I did win $2600 at the Wynn.

Weather... absolutely HOT, it was 105 everyday, but the real temperature was 115 because the temperature is measured in the shade of the airport, so its 10 degrees colder in the shade, they do this not to scare people away from the heat. It's rediculously dry there, so your lips get stupid chapped. Best part about 0 humidity though... is the chips that stay fresh for days after you open them... lol. I bought a bag of chips the day we got there and opened it, ate a few chips and left it on the table... 3 days later was still fresh ! Here they would taste mad soggy and would fold at your finger tips.


So whats the motto of Las Vegas? What ever happens in Vegas stays in vegas?... no that shit is played out, nothing ever stays in Vegas these days... you always bring stories back with you.... it's...

MONEY TALKS, BULLSHIT WALKS.

Oh... and when I got back from Vegas, the next day I had sick body aches, and a nasty cough, so did my friend. The following day we both had 102-104 fever... I've been in bed for about 36 hours now, and went through about 5 hoodies and sweat pants sweating my ass off as much as I could, hope I didn't catch no swine flu... although I'm feeling somewhat better today, still sore as shit though.

Back to work on Monday, I'll be getting back to all PM's and phone calls I've missed in the last 2 weeks. Sorry to anyone that waited on my response.

[Ig0r]

Reserved for pictures and videos...

[M2D]

sounds like a sick trip igor, post up some pics. glad you had a great time bro....

wow you must be balling two weeks of zero replys to customers...

[A mfn O]

u were gone?

[TONE]

Originally Posted by Ig0r

and one of the drivers told us that the tables at Encore/Wynn were making people win all weekend long because their pay was cut down like crazy and they were relying stickly on tips... so if you tipped good, they'll make you do the right moves and make you win.... I'm not surprised because I did win $2600 at the Wynn.

That's a motherfucking proper Vegas trip.. but that dude was definitely misinformed. All BJ dealers follow the same method, they're not allowed to do anything else. They have to hit on a 16 or less, or in some casinos hit on a soft 17. If they did anything else, security would be down there in a minute and that dealer would be removed. BJ dealers just don't play how they think they should and make decisions based on their own opinion, lol. I'm not sure what making you do the right moves are either... unless you're one of those guys that has no idea how to play BJ that everyone wants to beat up when the dealer is showing a 6 and you have a 16 and you hit, you should be following basic BJ strategy. They have no way to see what card is coming next without being noticed. Those eyes in the sky see literally everything.

[Nick Inc.]

Wow sounds like an amazing experience. I really want to check out the scene in Vegas.

[Ig0r]

Originally Posted by Nick Inc.

Wow sounds like an amazing experience. I really want to check out the scene in Vegas.

Next year... me and you are going.

[Fab's]

SOunds like it was amazing ...
Hope you didnt catch the swine flu bro..

[Felix87]

sounds like u had a sick time.

Money does talk that's for sure!!!

Now I need a vacation.

[da mayor]

these ironmans must really pay up. definitely money talks especially in vegas. at least you remembered what you did in these stories

[Lev04G]

Welcome back glad you have an awesome vacation.

[chameleon]

thats wassup man, glad you had a sick time! thats what vegas is all about, I got a week trip planned next month to vegas and im checking out the grand canyon while im out there! cant friggin wait!

[Alex]

Great time, wish I could have came. Sucks that you got sick

[E90 TT]

Wow great write up. Sounds like you had one of the illest vacations. I really need to hit up Vegas. When Brooklyn goes to Vegas, we know how to get shit poppin' for sure!

[STOOF]

Wow sick trip bro. Thats how you ball!

So how much winnings did you end up leaving with?

[GIANTGOOK]

thats a proper vacation

[Ig0r]

Originally Posted by E90 TT

Sounds like you had one of the illest vacations.

Actually... it was my first vacation... ever. lol

Originally Posted by STOOF

Wow sick trip bro. Thats how you ball!

So how much winnings did you end up leaving with?

Ended up coming back with like $900. The entire trip cost me $3500 including the clothes and accessories ($700), and I came back with $900 so figure the whole thing ran me $1900 lol.

[Viguera]

Now you know why I go at least once a year...

People think Vegas is just slot machines and old people that got there by bus, not realizing Vegas has some of the best food, entertainment and nightlife in the US. If you like gambling or fine restaurants or clubbing or shows or whatever, you're gonna have a good time. If you like them all, then you're gonna have a great time.

It's one of the few places where you can go with a decent amount of money (not tens of thousands) and have a blast.

Your problem is that you went though... now you can't wait to get back

[daE]

i cant wait to go back too!

[eBayGEEK]

wow kid ... what a sick time.

It's true money talk, going to vegas with a budget is FTL

Sounds like a fun ass time.